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“If we are always arriving and departing, it is also true that we are eternally anchored. One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.”
Henry Miller

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In 1963, baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry remarked, “They’ll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run.” On July 20, 1969, a few hours after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, Gaylord Perry hit his first, and only, home run.

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Now playing: Otto “Coco” Heimel With Candy & Coco - Otto Coco Heimel - China Boy (1934)
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“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.”

— Shirley Temple

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The ability to levitate dead birds

Power to self-destroy

Turn Quarters into pennies

Ability to walk halfway through a brick wall

The ability to shapeshift, but you can only turn into an igloo and a hot dog

The ability to see one second into the future

The ability to fly for half a second at a time

X-ray vision that sees completely through everything, so you can see basically nothing

Being able to predict coin tosses correctly 50% of the time

The ability to fly, but only indoors.

Ability to detect losing lottery numbers from past lotteries.

The ability to talk to restroom appliances (hi Mr. toothbrush!)

The power to see through walls, but only ones made out of glass

Ability to run slowly

See like things like the kid in 6th sense but only murdered chickens

The ability to make fat people strip

The ability to make strippers get dressed

The ability to talk incredibly fast for long periods of time

Heat vision that can’t be turned off

The ability to become halfway invisible

Ability to count the number of Pringles chips in a stack by just one quick look.

The ability to morph into a lava lamp

Having all your fingers opposable, not just the thumb

Super hearing that only works at rock concerts

Power to see in to the past, and only in to the past.

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A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.

Better to be safe than………………..Punch a 5th grader
Strike while the …………………….Bug is close
It’s always darkest before…………… Daylight Savings Time
Never underestimate the power of……….Termites
You can lead a horse to water but……..how?
Don’t bite the hand that…………….. looks dirty
No news is…………………………..impossible
A miss is as good as a……………….Mr.
You can’t teach an old dog new…………math
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll………stink in the morning
Love all, trust……………………..me
The pen is mightier than the…………..pigs
An idle mind is……………………..The best way to relax
Where there’s smoke there’s……………pollution
Happy the bride who…………………..gets all the presents
A penny saved is……………………..not much
Two’s company, three’s………………..the Musketeers
Don’t put off till tomorrow what……….you put on to go to bed
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and…….you have to blow your nose.
None are so blind as………………….Stevie Wonder
Children should be seen and not………..spanked or grounded
If at first you don’t succeed………….get new batteries
You get out of something what you………see pictured on the box
When the blind leadeth the blind……….get out of the way

And the favorite:

Better late than…………………….pregnant.

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Now playing: Miles Davis - Summertime
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Now playing: Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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